Joe Schmoe's Menu

Welcome to Joe Schmoe's, a charming American restaurant located in Cypress, CA. This establishment offers an inviting all-day menu featuring classic favorites and tantalizing BBQ options. Highlights include the Nashville Hot Chicken Melt, a spicy delight served on grilled Texas toast, and the hearty Southern Fried Chicken Salad. Their meticulous attention to flavors doesn't stop there; the salads are fresh and vibrant, with options like the mouthwatering Cobb Salad and Joe's House Salad to complement any meal.

Grappling for the perfect drink? Joe Schmoe’s serves up refreshing iced teas and lemonades, perfect for washing down a delicious BBQ feast. The ambiance here encourages a laid-back dining experience, whether you're catching a game or enjoying a meal with family.

Joe Schmoe's is more than just a restaurant; it’s a comforting experience for those craving authentic American cuisine. Your taste buds won't be disappointed!

All Day Menu and BBQ Menu - Fries, Sides & Slaw

• Onion Rings

  Hand breaded, freshly made onion rings. One free sauce of your choice.

• MAC N CHEESE

  Our home-made mac n cheese!

• Chili Cheese Fries

  Topped with cheese, and your choice of Joe’s Chili or Spicy Chili. Chopped onions on request. One free sauce of your choice.

• Joe's Irish Nachos

  Fries with melted cheese, bacon, sour cream and green onions. One free sauce of your choice.

• Cole Slaw

  Choice of Creamy Slaw or Bleu Cheese Slaw.

• Joe's Fresh Cut Fries

  With seasoning salt and ketchup or dipping sauce. One free sauce of your choice.

  US$3.50

• Crinkle Cut Fries

  With ketchup or dipping sauce. One free sauce of your choice.

  US$4.75

• EXTRA SAUCE

• Side CHEESE SAUCE

  Side CHEESE SAUCE

  US$0.95

• Tater Tots

  Comes with one free sauce of your choice.

  US$4.75

All Day Menu and BBQ Menu - Frozen Custard

• Sundaes

  Boysenberry Cobbler: Vanilla custard, pie crust, Boysenberry filling,cheese cake pieces

  US$6.50

• Home-Made Floats

  Freshly made frozen custard in a frozen mug with our keg root beer or your choice of soda.

  US$5.95

• Rootbeer Freeze

  Our famous keg rootbeer blended with fresh vanilla custard and topped with whipped cream!

  US$5.95

• Hand-Scooped Cup

  Our dense, rich and creamy backyard ice cream made fresh daily right here at Joe Schmoe’s. Choose Vanilla or Chocolate.

• QUART Of Custard

  Quart of custard. Choice of Vanilla, Chocolate or 50/50. Specialty flavors vary!

  US$15.00

• Hand- Spun Milk Shakes

  Large, hand-spun shakes made with fresh frozen custard topped with fresh whipped cream.

  US$5.95

• Concrete

  Our thick custard blended like a shake, “without the milk” with your favorite mix-in.

  US$6.25

All Day Menu and BBQ Menu - Famous Hot Dogs

• Coney Island Dog

  Our Natural Casing hot dog with mustard, a strip of Joe’s Homemade Chili topped with fresh diced onions!

  US$6.95

• Build Your Dog

  First choose from one of our special hot dogs! Then, choose your toppings!

  US$5.95

• Hand-Dipped Corn Dog

  Hand-dipped and fried to order.

  US$6.75

• Kraut Dog

  Mustard and fresh grilled sauerkraut. Shhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu. Just whisper your secret order to the cashier and the hot dog shall be yours.

  US$6.95

• Babe Ruth Dog

  Mustard, sauerkraut, and grilled onions.

  US$6.50

• Chicago Dog

  Mustard, neon relish onion, pickle spear, tomato wedge, sport peppers, celery salt. Drag it through the garden!

  US$6.75

• Chili Cheese Dog

  Mustard, Joe’s Homemade Chili (House or Spicy) with cheddar cheese and onions on request.

  US$7.25

• Mac N' Cheese Dog

  Mustard on a bacon wrapped dog topped with our homemade mac & cheese, cheddar cheese and fresh bacon bits.

  US$7.65

• L.A. Street Dog

  Mustard on a bacon wrapped dog topped with mayo, grilled peppers, onions and fresh fried Jalapeños.

  US$7.65

All Day Menu and BBQ Menu - BBQ Sandwiches

• Prime BBQ Bacon Cheeseburger

  1/2lb. PRIME Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes with bacon, bbq sauce, pickles, coleslaw, and onion rings. Served on a wheat or white bun.

  US$12.25

• Prime Time Patty Melt

  1/2 lb. Fresh ground Prime Patty with Tillamook cheddar cheese with grilled onions on NY Rye or Sour Dough

  US$12.95

• Smoked Turkey Melt

  House Smoked Fresh turkey breast, Sharp Provolone cheese, bacon, tomato, avocado and mayo.

  US$13.95

• Smoked Pastrami

  House Smoked pastrami, mustard and pickle. On Fresh baked NY Rye or French roll.

  US$14.95

• Po Boy Fried Fish Sandwich

  Breaded and fried cod fish served on a fresh baked French roll with lettuce tomatoes pickles and house made tarter sauce.

  US$13.95

• The Reuben

  House Smoked pastrami on grilled Marble Rye bread served with sauerkraut, Tillamook Cheddar Cheese, pickles and Russian dressing.

  US$16.95

• Smoked Prime TRI-TIP Dip

  House Smoked Prime Tri Tip served on a freshly baked French roll. Add Sharp Provolone or Tillamook Cheddar Cheese $1.50

  US$14.95

All Day Menu and BBQ Menu - Nashville Hot Chicken

• Hot Chicken Melt

  Southern fried hot chicken tenders on grilled Texas Toast with White American cheese, bacon, pickles, Mississippi comeback sauce, and creamy coleslaw! Choose your heat level!

  US$11.50

• Nashville Chicken Sliders

  Mini version of our Nashville Hot Chicken Sandwich! Coleslaw, pickles, Mississippi Comeback sauce on top of freshly fried chicken breast. Choice of 2 or 3 sliders with a side.

• Nashville Chicken Tenders

  Our Nashville Hot Chicken Tenders are a customer favorite! Hand-dipped chicken tenders (actually tenderloins) fried to order and rubbed with our Carolina Spices! Choose your heat level!!!

• Hot Chicken Sandwich

  Southern fried hot chicken breast with pickles, Mississippi comeback sauce, and creamy coleslaw.

  US$9.95

All Day Menu and BBQ Menu - Gift Certificates

• $25 Gift Certificate

  If you'd like this gift certificate mailed to you or someone else, please email info@joeschmoes.com and we can provide costs for trackable mail and sending.

  US$25.00

• $50 Gift Certificate

  If you'd like this gift certificate mailed to you or someone else, please email info@joeschmoes.com and we can provide costs for trackable mail and sending.

  US$50.00

• $100 Gift Certificate

  If you'd like this gift certificate mailed to you or someone else, please email info@joeschmoes.com and we can provide costs for trackable mail and sending.

  US$100.00

All Day Menu and BBQ Menu - Classic Chicken Sandwiches & More

• Cali Grilled Chicken Sandwich

  Grilled chicken breast on white or wheat bun with swiss cheese, bacon and avocado Served with mayo, lettuce, and tomato.

  US$10.95

• Southern Fried Chicken Strips

  Hand-dipped to order, with choice of side and dipping sauce.

  US$11.95

• Southern Fried Chicken Sandwich

  Fresh chicken, hand-dipped in buttermilk and Joe’s special seasoning flour, topped with pickles and our creamy coleslaw.

  US$8.95

• Chicken Breast Sandwich

  Grilled fresh chicken breast with lettuce, tomato, & mayo served on a white or wheat bun. Add cheese if you would like!

  US$8.45

All Day Menu and BBQ Menu - Make it a Combo!

• Make It A Combo!

  Make any item that you order a combo that comes with a side and a drink!

  US$6.00

All Day Menu and BBQ Menu - Fresh Ground Burgers

• Chili Cheeseburger

  1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Ask for it Joe’s way, mustard, onion, tomato and pickles. Served on a white or wheat bun.

  US$9.25

• Double Cheeseburger

  It’s the Classic Cheese Burger, with double patties and cheese. Comes with Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato. Served on a white or wheat bun.

  US$11.95

• Classic Burger

  1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes with Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato. Served on a white or wheat bun.

  US$6.95

• Bacon Cheeseburger

  1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato. Served on a white or wheat bun.

  US$9.25

• Pier Burger

  1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily with a skinless split and grilled hot dog. (The best of both worlds!) Comes with american cheese, mustard, pickle, and raw onion. Served on a white or wheat bun.

  US$8.95

• Cheeseburger

  1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes with freshly sliced cheese, Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato. Served on a white or wheat bun.

  US$7.95

• Garden Burger

  Comes with cheddar cheese, avocado, mayo, lettuce, & tomato. Served on a white or wheat bun.

  US$8.95

• Avocado Bacon Cheeseburger

  1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato. Served on a white or wheat bun. Includes your choice of side & drink!

  US$10.50

All Day Menu and BBQ Menu - Little Schmoe's

• Kids Grilled Cheese

  Includes a drink and your choice of one side or small frozen custard. For kids 10 & under.

  US$7.95

• Kids Hamburger

  Includes a drink and your choice of one side or small frozen custard. For kids 10 & under.

  US$8.95

• Kids Hot Dog

  Includes a drink and your choice of one side or small frozen custard. For kids 10 & under.

  US$7.95

• Kids Corn Dog

  Includes a drink and your choice of one side or small frozen custard. For kids 10 & under.

  US$7.95

• Kids Chicken Strips

  Includes a drink and your choice of one side or small frozen custard. For kids 10 & under.

  US$8.95

All Day Menu and BBQ Menu - Salads

• Cobb Salad

  Chicken breast, bacon, avocado, tomato, blue cheese and egg.

  US$14.95

• Joe's House Salad

  Lettuce, tomato wedge, cucumbers, hard-boiled eggs, pickled red onions, avocado, carrots, red cabbage, & cheddar cheese.

  US$10.95

• Side Salad

  Small green salad (iceberg) with red cabbage, carrots, tomatoes, cucumber and cheese!

  US$4.95

• Southern Fried Chicken Salad

  Southern fried chicken tenders, lettuce, tomato, carrots, cabbage, cucumber and topped with avocado.

  US$14.95

All Day Menu and BBQ Menu - Drinks

• Fresh Keg Items

  This fresh product DOES NOT come with ice!

  US$3.75

• Fresh Iced Teas & Lemonade

  US$3.75

• Fountain Drinks

  US$3.75

All Day Menu and BBQ Menu - BEER & WINE TO GO

• WINE TO GO $3.95

  Please specify which wine you would like, MUST be purchased with food!!! Choices: Chardonnay, Cabernet, White Zin

  US$3.95

• DOMESTIC PREMIUM $6.25

  Please specify which beer you would like, MUST be purchased with food!!! DOMESTIC PREMIUM Choices: 4 SONS Surf City, Stone IPA, 805, Kona Big Wave, Bootleggers Palamino, Kona Longboard, Golden Road Mango Cart

  US$6.95

• DOMESTIC BEER $4.95

  Please specify which beer you would like, MUST be purchased with food!!! DOMESTIC choices are: BUD Light, COORS Light, Pabst Blue Ribbon

  US$4.95

All Day Menu - Cypress - Fries, Sides & Slaw

• Onion Rings

  Hand breaded, freshly made onion rings. One free sauce of your choice.

• MAC N CHEESE

  Our home-made mac n cheese!

• Chili Cheese Fries

  Topped with cheese, and your choice of Joe’s Chili or Spicy Chili. Chopped onions on request. One free sauce of your choice.

• Joe's Irish Nachos

  Fries with melted cheese, bacon, sour cream and green onions. One free sauce of your choice.

• Cole Slaw

  Choice of Creamy Slaw or Bleu Cheese Slaw.

• Joe's Fresh Cut Fries

  With seasoning salt and ketchup or dipping sauce. One free sauce of your choice.

  US$3.50

• Crinkle Cut Fries

  With ketchup or dipping sauce. One free sauce of your choice.

  US$4.75

• EXTRA SAUCE

• Side CHEESE SAUCE

  Side CHEESE SAUCE

  US$0.95

• Tater Tots

  Comes with one free sauce of your choice.

  US$4.75

All Day Menu - Cypress - Frozen Custard

• Sundaes

  Boysenberry Cobbler: Vanilla custard, pie crust, Boysenberry filling,cheese cake pieces

  US$6.50

• Home-Made Floats

  Freshly made frozen custard in a frozen mug with our keg root beer or your choice of soda.

  US$5.95

• Rootbeer Freeze

  Our famous keg rootbeer blended with fresh vanilla custard and topped with whipped cream!

  US$5.95

• Hand-Scooped Cup

  Our dense, rich and creamy backyard ice cream made fresh daily right here at Joe Schmoe’s. Choose Vanilla or Chocolate.

• QUART Of Custard

  Quart of custard. Choice of Vanilla, Chocolate or 50/50. Specialty flavors vary!

  US$15.00

• Hand- Spun Milk Shakes

  Large, hand-spun shakes made with fresh frozen custard topped with fresh whipped cream.

  US$5.95

• Concrete

  Our thick custard blended like a shake, “without the milk” with your favorite mix-in.

  US$6.25

All Day Menu - Cypress - Famous Hot Dogs

• Coney Island Dog

  Our Natural Casing hot dog with mustard, a strip of Joe’s Homemade Chili topped with fresh diced onions!

  US$6.95

• Build Your Dog

  First choose from one of our special hot dogs! Then, choose your toppings!

  US$5.95

• Hand-Dipped Corn Dog

  Hand-dipped and fried to order.

  US$6.75

• Kraut Dog

  Mustard and fresh grilled sauerkraut. Shhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu. Just whisper your secret order to the cashier and the hot dog shall be yours.

  US$6.95

• Babe Ruth Dog

  Mustard, sauerkraut, and grilled onions.

  US$6.50

• Chicago Dog

  Mustard, neon relish onion, pickle spear, tomato wedge, sport peppers, celery salt. Drag it through the garden!

  US$6.75

• Chili Cheese Dog

  Mustard, Joe’s Homemade Chili (House or Spicy) with cheddar cheese and onions on request.

  US$7.25

• Mac N' Cheese Dog

  Mustard on a bacon wrapped dog topped with our homemade mac & cheese, cheddar cheese and fresh bacon bits.

  US$7.65

• L.A. Street Dog

  Mustard on a bacon wrapped dog topped with mayo, grilled peppers, onions and fresh fried Jalapeños.

  US$7.65

All Day Menu - Cypress - BBQ Sandwiches

• Prime BBQ Bacon Cheeseburger

  1/2lb. PRIME Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes with bacon, bbq sauce, pickles, coleslaw, and onion rings. Served on a wheat or white bun.

  US$12.25

• Prime Time Patty Melt

  1/2 lb. Fresh ground Prime Patty with Tillamook cheddar cheese with grilled onions on NY Rye or Sour Dough

  US$12.95

• Smoked Turkey Melt

  House Smoked Fresh turkey breast, Sharp Provolone cheese, bacon, tomato, avocado and mayo.

  US$13.95

• Smoked Pastrami

  House Smoked pastrami, mustard and pickle. On Fresh baked NY Rye or French roll.

  US$14.95

• Po Boy Fried Fish Sandwich

  Breaded and fried cod fish served on a fresh baked French roll with lettuce tomatoes pickles and house made tarter sauce.

  US$13.95

• The Reuben

  House Smoked pastrami on grilled Marble Rye bread served with sauerkraut, Tillamook Cheddar Cheese, pickles and Russian dressing.

  US$16.95

• Smoked Prime TRI-TIP Dip

  House Smoked Prime Tri Tip served on a freshly baked French roll. Add Sharp Provolone or Tillamook Cheddar Cheese $1.50

  US$14.95

All Day Menu - Cypress - Nashville Hot Chicken

• Hot Chicken Melt

  Southern fried hot chicken tenders on grilled Texas Toast with White American cheese, bacon, pickles, Mississippi comeback sauce, and creamy coleslaw! Choose your heat level!

  US$11.50

• Nashville Chicken Sliders

  Mini version of our Nashville Hot Chicken Sandwich! Coleslaw, pickles, Mississippi Comeback sauce on top of freshly fried chicken breast. Choice of 2 or 3 sliders with a side.

• Nashville Chicken Tenders

  Our Nashville Hot Chicken Tenders are a customer favorite! Hand-dipped chicken tenders (actually tenderloins) fried to order and rubbed with our Carolina Spices! Choose your heat level!!!

• Hot Chicken Sandwich

  Southern fried hot chicken breast with pickles, Mississippi comeback sauce, and creamy coleslaw.

  US$9.95

All Day Menu - Cypress - Gift Certificates

• $25 Gift Certificate

  If you'd like this gift certificate mailed to you or someone else, please email info@joeschmoes.com and we can provide costs for trackable mail and sending.

  US$25.00

• $50 Gift Certificate

  If you'd like this gift certificate mailed to you or someone else, please email info@joeschmoes.com and we can provide costs for trackable mail and sending.

  US$50.00

• $100 Gift Certificate

  If you'd like this gift certificate mailed to you or someone else, please email info@joeschmoes.com and we can provide costs for trackable mail and sending.

  US$100.00

All Day Menu - Cypress - Classic Chicken Sandwiches & More

• Cali Grilled Chicken Sandwich

  Grilled chicken breast on white or wheat bun with swiss cheese, bacon and avocado Served with mayo, lettuce, and tomato.

  US$10.95

• Southern Fried Chicken Strips

  Hand-dipped to order, with choice of side and dipping sauce.

  US$11.95

• Southern Fried Chicken Sandwich

  Fresh chicken, hand-dipped in buttermilk and Joe’s special seasoning flour, topped with pickles and our creamy coleslaw.

  US$8.95

• Chicken Breast Sandwich

  Grilled fresh chicken breast with lettuce, tomato, & mayo served on a white or wheat bun. Add cheese if you would like!

  US$8.45

All Day Menu - Cypress - Make it a Combo!

• Make It A Combo!

  Make any item that you order a combo that comes with a side and a drink!

  US$6.00

All Day Menu - Cypress - Fresh Ground Burgers

• Chili Cheeseburger

  1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Ask for it Joe’s way, mustard, onion, tomato and pickles. Served on a white or wheat bun.

  US$9.25

• Double Cheeseburger

  It’s the Classic Cheese Burger, with double patties and cheese. Comes with Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato. Served on a white or wheat bun.

  US$11.95

• Classic Burger

  1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes with Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato. Served on a white or wheat bun.

  US$6.95

• Bacon Cheeseburger

  1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato. Served on a white or wheat bun.

  US$9.25

• Pier Burger

  1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily with a skinless split and grilled hot dog. (The best of both worlds!) Comes with american cheese, mustard, pickle, and raw onion. Served on a white or wheat bun.

  US$8.95

• Cheeseburger

  1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes with freshly sliced cheese, Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato. Served on a white or wheat bun.

  US$7.95

• Garden Burger

  Comes with cheddar cheese, avocado, mayo, lettuce, & tomato. Served on a white or wheat bun.

  US$8.95

• Avocado Bacon Cheeseburger

  1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato. Served on a white or wheat bun. Includes your choice of side & drink!

  US$10.50

All Day Menu - Cypress - Little Schmoe's

• Kids Grilled Cheese

  Includes a drink and your choice of one side or small frozen custard. For kids 10 & under.

  US$7.95

• Kids Hamburger

  Includes a drink and your choice of one side or small frozen custard. For kids 10 & under.

  US$8.95

• Kids Hot Dog

  Includes a drink and your choice of one side or small frozen custard. For kids 10 & under.

  US$7.95

• Kids Corn Dog

  Includes a drink and your choice of one side or small frozen custard. For kids 10 & under.

  US$7.95

• Kids Chicken Strips

  Includes a drink and your choice of one side or small frozen custard. For kids 10 & under.

  US$8.95

All Day Menu - Cypress - Salads

• Cobb Salad

  Chicken breast, bacon, avocado, tomato, blue cheese and egg.

  US$14.95

• Joe's House Salad

  Lettuce, tomato wedge, cucumbers, hard-boiled eggs, pickled red onions, avocado, carrots, red cabbage, & cheddar cheese.

  US$10.95

• Side Salad

  Small green salad (iceberg) with red cabbage, carrots, tomatoes, cucumber and cheese!

  US$4.95

• Southern Fried Chicken Salad

  Southern fried chicken tenders, lettuce, tomato, carrots, cabbage, cucumber and topped with avocado.

  US$14.95

All Day Menu - Cypress - Drinks

• Fresh Keg Items

  This fresh product DOES NOT come with ice!

  US$3.75

• Fresh Iced Teas & Lemonade

  US$3.75

• Fountain Drinks

  US$3.75

All Day Menu - Cypress - BEER & WINE TO GO

• WINE TO GO $3.95

  Please specify which wine you would like, MUST be purchased with food!!! Choices: Chardonnay, Cabernet, White Zin

  US$3.95

• DOMESTIC PREMIUM $6.25

  Please specify which beer you would like, MUST be purchased with food!!! DOMESTIC PREMIUM Choices: 4 SONS Surf City, Stone IPA, 805, Kona Big Wave, Bootleggers Palamino, Kona Longboard, Golden Road Mango Cart

  US$6.95

• DOMESTIC BEER $4.95

  Please specify which beer you would like, MUST be purchased with food!!! DOMESTIC choices are: BUD Light, COORS Light, Pabst Blue Ribbon

  US$4.95