Joe Schmoe's

5123 Ball Rd, Cypress, CA 90630, United States
$$$ American restaurant
(1272 Reviews)
Price Range $10–20

Welcome to Joe Schmoe's, an inviting American restaurant nestled in the heart of Cypress, California. Located at 5123 Ball Rd, this laid-back eatery is a hidden gem for those craving a hearty meal, whether you're enjoying time with family, catching up with friends, or simply indulging in comfort food. With a phonetic appeal as charming as its name, Joe Schmoe's offers a delightful escape into the world of classic American cuisine.

The moment you step inside, you're greeted by a warm and friendly atmosphere, complemented by eclectic decor that sets the perfect vibe for a casual dining experience. Joe Schmoe’s smartly operates on an order-at-the-counter basis, allowing for a quick and convenient meal while retaining the comfort of your dining experience. As you settle in, you’ll immediately feel the relaxed ambiance perfect for unwinding after a long day.

Joe Schmoe's menu is a celebration of comfort classics and delightful specialties. You simply can't go wrong with their standout options, like the Coney Island Dog, a mouth-watering hot dog layered with a generous helping of Joe’s homemade chili and fresh diced onions for that perfect kick. For those looking for a hearty and filling dish, the vibrant Chili Cheese Fries are generously topped with cheese and your choice of either Joe’s signature chili or spicy chili, and a sprinkling of chopped onions to elevate the flavor profile.

But the star of the show is undoubtedly the new BBQ offerings, which have been receiving rave reviews! The Pulled Pork Sandwich, teeming with sweet Kansas City BBQ sauce, transports your taste buds straight to the heart of a summer cookout. And if you’re in the mood for something lighter, the Southern Chicken Sandwich will tempt you with its expertly cooked, tender chicken that results in a juicy experience you won’t forget.

But let’s not forget desserts! Joe Schmoe’s frozen custard, hand-scooped and served with enthusiasm, is worth saving room for. You’ll relish the rich flavors, whether you go for classic vanilla or indulgent chocolate. Just be aware that it may require a bit of warming up before the full taste shines through—a minor detail that doesn't take away from its deliciousness.

As you sip on your favorite beverage from their extensive selection of BEER & WINE TO GO, Joe Schmoe's provides the perfect pairing to your meal. With options starting at just $3.95 for a glass of carefully selected wine or a choice of local craft beers, you can easily elevate your meal to the next level of enjoyment.

Real customers rave about their experiences at Joe Schmoe's too. Nick B describes it as a fantastic place to unwind over American favorites while cheering for your team during game days! Meanwhile, Franki Givens highlights the exceptional service and juicy chicken sandwich that left her completely satisfied. Though not all reviews are flawless—some patrons like Marine1997_ have pointed out inconsistencies with seasonings—most agree that Joe Schmoe's is a delightful culinary destination that shows great promise.

In summary, Joe Schmoe's embodies the spirit of Americana with its approachable fare, friendly service, and relaxed atmosphere. Whether you’re here for a quick bite, a family gathering, or to savor a nostalgic taste of home, Joe Schmoe's delivers a satisfying experience that's just a phone call away at +1 657-214-0511. So next time you find yourself in Cypress, don’t miss the chance to indulge in some of the finest comfort food around!

Accessibility
Has wheelchair-accessible car park
Has wheelchair-accessible entrance
Has wheelchair-accessible seating
Has wheelchair-accessible toilet
Service options
Has outdoor seating
On-site services available
Offers takeaway
Serves dine-in
Highlights
Has fast service
Has great beer selection
Serves great dessert
Good for watching sport
Popular for
Popular for lunch
Popular for dinner
Good for solo dining
Offerings
Serves alcohol
Serves beer
Serves coffee
Serves comfort food
Serves food
Quick bite
Serves small plates
Serves wine
Dining options
Serves lunch
Serves dinner
Serves dessert
Has seating
Amenities
Has toilet
Atmosphere
Casual
Cosy
Trendy
Crowd
Good for groups
Popular with tourists
Popular with university students
Planning
Doesn't accept reservations
Payments
Accepts credit cards
Accepts debit cards
Accepts NFC mobile payments
Credit cards
Children
Good for kids
High chairs available
Has kids' menu
Parking
Free of charge street parking
Free parking lot
Plenty of parking
Openings Hours
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Monday

11:00 AM - 8:00 PM

Tuesday

11:00 AM - 8:00 PM

Wednesday

11:00 AM - 8:00 PM

Thursday

11:00 AM - 8:00 PM

Friday

11:00 AM - 8:00 PM

Saturday

11:00 AM - 8:00 PM

Sunday

11:00 AM - 8:00 PM

1272 Reviews
Peter Nguyen

03 Aug 2025

I was in the area with my family and found this restaurant and decided to give it a try, love the name of it. This is a order at the counter then sit down, type of restaurant. I love the dining room area for their decor. The food did not disappoint, except for their chicken tenders which was a little dry on the inside and their root beer float. I was told by my kid (who ate the tenders) that their ranch was really good, comparable to Wing Stop ranch. Got the classic burger, it was a decent burger and it hit the spot. Got the Coney Dog, which I really liked. The hot dogs have the casing that gives it a nice snap when you bite into it. You can also order the hot dogs without the casing but who doesn't like a nice snap. The corn dogs are hand battered and was really good, according to my kid which she didn't share. The tots and fries are good, the tots were crispy and the fries reminds me of the in-n-out fries when they're done "medium well done". The onions rings was really good here, one of the best that I have eaten in a while and I have eaten a good amount recently (a unhealthy amount). Their chili cheese fries was really good, maybe it was the chili that made it good because my hot dog had chili on it also which I liked. The root beer float was ok to me, the root beer had a taste to it I didn't like. Mixing it with ice cream made it taste better but the root beer taste like a root beer candy, kind of a artificial after taste. For sure it wasn't A&W root beer, maybe it's an in-house root beer. The service was a little slow and I had to walk up to the counter twice to get the sauces I asked for when I placed the order. To be fair, the restaurant did get busy as we sat down to wait for our order. The kitchen was pumping out the orders as fast as they could but they seemed a little under staffed. Overall the food was good and I would return to try other items on the menu.

June Wong

27 Jul 2025

Rating just for the frozen custard. Points for hand scooped instead of soft serve. The single scoops are pretty large. Both the vanilla and chocolate were icy. Maybe they weren’t super fresh, and got icy waiting for someone to order it? Tasted better once it warmed up a bit. We got plastic soup type spoons (with deep bowls), which made eating the frozen custard harder. Great tasting custard though. Great atmospheric place, looks like it’d be fun on a weekend.

Nick B

23 Jul 2025

This is a great place to come catch the game and to have an everyday American favorites. Their menu just changed recently to add in some Nashville style chicken. It’s pretty legit!!! I loved their old menu too. But the basics are there, the hot dogs and hamburgers. Gotta come give a try if I’m the area.

S Freeman-Jewett

13 Jul 2025

Updated 8/14/25 Loved the updated smokehouse menu! I got the pulled pork sandwich with kansas city sweet bbq sauce, so happy to finally have good bbq in Cypress. Cant wait to try more of the new menu, Bravo!! food, quick service, and cold beer! That makes me a happy girl.

Franki Givens

13 Jul 2025

While visiting from Florida my friend and I had dinner here. The front counter girl was so incredibly sweet and helpful! The Southern Chicken sand which was so juicy, tender and cooked to perfection! We had the boysenberry dessert and it was delicious. My friend lives in LB and has wanted to try this place…they did not disappoint at all!!

Marine1997 _

05 Jul 2025

I had the chili dog. And quite honestly for a hotdog and burger place the chili was not on point. My wife had the burger. The texture and quality of meat was good, but absolutely flavorless. No seasoning whatsoever.

Chris Carter

21 Jun 2025

I got the Pier Burger and a strawberry shake. The burger patty had great flavor, and the hot dog had a nice char on it. However, the cheese only covered half the burger, and there were just a few onions. The pickles were crisp and flavorful, but they were a bit heavy on the mustard, which overpowered the burger’s taste a little. Also, the shake doesn’t come out with the meal, which was a bit of a surprise. Overall, though, it was a solid burger and a tasty shake. I definitely plan on going back while I’m in town!

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